• baby: g-g-g
  • mom: what?
  • baby: g-g-
  • mom: giggle?
  • baby: Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house
  • me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
  • friend: ok
  • me: no you dont understand


my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via zouis-isperfection)



The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real


(via shybairnsget-nowt)


Niall has been the glue that held this train wreck together for four fucking years.

(via niallvevos)